The Maconha God

The Maconha God is not your stereotypical God. His followers are not your typical disciples. He belongs to a group of lower caste Gods that are slowly gaining more and more power.

There is no scripture to be read and no building to go on specific days to pray.  Maconha is an elusive God, not always there for his people. He roams the world. Only in specific places does he reveal his mystical presence.

Like most religions, “Maconhanism” has its set ways. In order to please the revered One, one has to live by his ways. One of the most important commandments of Maconha is that all his followers smoke marijuana at least once a day, in his honour.  Many would think it’s an easy life, following in the footsteps of Maconha. This would be a gross assumption. Life for Maconha disciples is by no means easy, making sure that Maconha is satisfied is no easy task. The fields must always be tended to, cared for with the blood and sweat of your soul, in order to keep Maconha pleased. If the sacrifices dry up and his people stray from his path then he simply heads off, vanishing into the world.

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The Tao of pissing

The Toa of Pissing

There must be a genetic reason why pissing in public or in the open is such an incredible task for us gringos. It is as if there is no more space left in our pea sized brains to cope with it.

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Glastonbury

Rock and Roll

Rock and Roll

Rock and Roll will never die, Glastonbury 2009

Rain beat down like Tyson enraged. Mud slipped and slided away. Lightning struck, covering the surrounding country side in a warm white glow.

Warriors surged forward, laden and weary they trudged through. The Glastonbury hordes drew the battle lines. The serene West Country, now pocked marked with regiments, fires burned all around as the weary warriors spoke with full mouths and the juice of the gods flowed relentlessly.

Dawn was grumpy, dark clouds circled, menacing and taunting the sleepy eyed warriors. Slowly, slowly the advance began, regiment after regiment, marched forward, the battle paint still fresh.

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My Mozambique

My Mozambique

My Mozambique

When Vasco da Gamma got lost at sea, he somehow managed to round the tip of Africa. Not knowing where he was, he set foot on South Africa. His presence angered the local tribes and hostility grew, not having found a reliable water source, Da Gamma and his men were sent packing, with their tails between their iron legs…

Instead, he made landfall on the small East African country of Mozambique. Here the people were friendlier and the land fertile and more hospitable. So naturally he stayed, unbeknown to him India was a stone’s throw away from him. The Portuguese would keep this secret closely guarded for over one hundred years.

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Home sweet home

Home sweet home…

My Nephew OB

My Nephew OB

The Air Malaysia plane roared unrepentantly West, full throttle all the way. We all sat , elbow to elbow. Some writhed and some twitched. Five, six hours and my eyes finally closed, I sat there huddled with the rest and replayed my own movie.

In the next scene, I find myself at Cape Town international, breathing in that familiar African air, more precisely that salty Cape air. The green of the jungles melted away, leaving a brown canvass behind; giant trees shrink and become dwarfs before my very eyes.

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Travelling with your loved one.

Actions speak a couple of words

Actions speak a couple of words

It’s hard for me to believe that I have been in a relationship for 6 years. Me, a bushmonkey!

Even harder to believe is that most of that time, we have been on the move, nomadic in every sense. Travel, has become a way of life for us, and to this day we are still on the move, never sowing a seed, always looking for greener pastures.

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